LIPOGRAM
A lipogram is a composition containing no examples of a specific letter of the alphabet. In this example GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS without the letter E…or…
GOLDILOCKS PLUS GRIZZLY TROIKA (illustrated using Sketchbook Express).
Thus starts an account of a small girl, I shall dub Goldilocks.
Said lass pays no mind to Mum, lags till dusk, and strays far into the sticks.
Drifting for hours, hollow, arctic, and drowsy, at last our gal lights upon a cabana.
Now it just so occurs that a grizzly gang inhabit said cabin, and our furry troika is just through making mush for grub.
Finding it too hot to nosh right now this barbaric clan is out for an hour or two so chow can chill.
Thus our shack is vacant.
Now this Goldilocks cracks the door, butts in, and finds a trinity of mush bowls chilling.
Scarfing down a soupcon of bowl A, Goldilocks bawls “Yuk! Too lumpy!”
Chomping on a tidbit of bowl B, Goldilocks roars. “Yuk! Too runny!”
But gnawing a scintilla of bowl C, Goldilocks murmurs, “Just right,” and hogs the lot.
I AM (NOT) THE WALRUS